ശശിയും സൂസിയും പിന്നെ ടീച്ചറും
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TEACHER: SOOSI, go to the map and find North America .
SOOSI: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: SOOSI.
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TEACHER: SHASHI, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
SHASHI: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: SHASHI, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
SHASHI: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
SHASHI: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: SHASHI, what is the chemical formula for water?
SHASHI: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SHASHI: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Soosi, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
SOOSI: Me!
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TEACHER: SHASHI, why do you always get so dirty?
SHASHI: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Soosi, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
SOOSI: I is..
TEACHER: No, Soosi..... Always say, 'I am.'
SOOSI: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
SHASHI: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Shashi, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SHASHI: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: SHASHI , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
SHASHI : No, sir.. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: SHASHI, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
SHASHI: A teacher
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TEACHER: SOOSI, go to the map and find North America .
SOOSI: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: SOOSI.
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TEACHER: SHASHI, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
SHASHI: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: SHASHI, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
SHASHI: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
SHASHI: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: SHASHI, what is the chemical formula for water?
SHASHI: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SHASHI: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Soosi, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
SOOSI: Me!
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TEACHER: SHASHI, why do you always get so dirty?
SHASHI: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Soosi, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
SOOSI: I is..
TEACHER: No, Soosi..... Always say, 'I am.'
SOOSI: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
SHASHI: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Shashi, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SHASHI: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: SHASHI , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
SHASHI : No, sir.. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: SHASHI, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
SHASHI: A teacher
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